Article of the Now - Mary Revery Confessed the Rumors to be True

Maria, our 19 year old snob eccentricly elitistic dilettante kabbalist that listens to post-punk on a daily basis and obscure second wave goth rock bands occasionally, stalks youtubers such as the motion brigade (seulement pour les connoisseurs), has been living in residential Bucharest all her life, and is currently a somewhat failed artsy goth by night and an almost failed programmer by day, has just admitted to The Hi5er that the alarming speculations and rumors popping up in the scene press (including goth tabloids) more frequently in the last three months than ever regarding her future plans are true, and that she will, indeed, be busy this autumn cleaning up her hi5 account.

'It's all true - what they say', she explained plainly to our sincerely surprised reporter, 'I've been thinking about it ever since I managed to grasp the concept of hi5. That was two years ago. But, back then, I decided to keep at it for the fun of getting the same compliments over and over again from strangers through the hi5 private message system and then having to reply to those messages, always varying the replies, trying to make one only slightly different from the other, practicing my intimidatingly formal high level English while at it, for the fun of exercising my mild arrogance and awkward eccentricity on unsuspecting victims, asking the poor muggles whether they were aware of this obscurity or that (obscurity which, if understood, would have proven thetarget-muggle's existence pointless), and, in general, for the guilty yet somewhat dry pleasure of quietly amusing oneself with the ever so scarcely practiced art of poking fun at users who would never be able to get that the joke's on them. I was young back then. Thought it would work, and, for a long enough while, it did. I've recently decided to put an end to such quiet yet pointless activities, however.'

Being asked how she plans to go about the process, Maria replied in her already famous ambiguously playful fashion: 'I'm going to make a reverie out of it, darling. Of course'. Then, resuming her straight-face confessions, added: 'You must understand. Saying goodbye to pictures from high school is quite hard, saying "farewell and good riddance" to people in my friends' list I never talk to (basically 90% of it), however, is fairly easy.'

Maria also announced The Hi5er that she'll be releasing some new failed artsy goth material this autumn, and we are only left to hope (as we are sure you darkling snobs back home have been doing since the success of her last release) that our favorite eccentric dilettante post-punk relative-to-the-main-stream connoisseur is going to include some serious bats in her new release.